Cada cabeza es un mundo is a Spanish saying which
translates to: each head is a different world. It also explains why every
person has their own unique brand of crazy (mine is trademarked, so hands off).
The human brain is a fascinating and complicated thing with many different ways
to go on the fritz. For example, if nails on a chalkboard make you cringe or a
fork scraping an empty plate makes you squeal, then you can start to grasp what
it means to suffer from misophonia, literally,
the hatred of sound. People with misophonia don't hate all sounds, just the hateful ones. And those sounds can send them
into a rage…
Like you, I'd
never heard of misophonia (also known as selective sound sensitivity syndrome),
until I learned about it the hard way. Who knew that one little piece of
chewing gum could cause so much trouble? Foolishly, I thought that getting gum
on your shoe or in your hair were the worst possible scenarios, but I couldn't
have been more wrong. One day when I was clothes shopping with a friend while
happily chewing (not snapping, popping, or cracking) a piece of gum, she almost
took my head off.
"Do you
HAVE to chew your gum so loudly?"
"Um…I guess
not," I said, taking a few steps back. "Sorry. Hey, are you okay? You
seem to be overreacting just a tad." (I couldn't say what I was really
thinking: Are you a pod person from Invasion
of the Body Snatchers?)
She apologized,
but continued to glare at me as if her mouth were independent of her brain, which
hated my guts at that moment. It was freaky, to say the least. She had not yet
diagnosed herself through the ever-handy internet and therefore couldn't
explain her bizarre behavior. It wasn't until months later when she called me, gleeful, to say that she wasn't a head case after all, she had a real syndrome
and, even more exciting, other people had
it too! Now she could understand why she loathed the sound of people
chewing, couldn't stand to watch her mother-in-law fidget with her hands, and
wanted to kill people to stop them from making noise. She had found an online
community of kindred spirits, tortured souls who couldn't stand the sounds of
clicking pens, ticking clocks, clacking keyboards, whispering, whistling,
singing (especially bad singing), slurping, yawning, sniffling,
snorting, snoring, sneezing, throat-clearing, paper rustling, leaf blowing, corduroy rubbing,
change rattling, and dogs licking. Just to name a few.
"That IS
exciting," I said, being the supportive friend that I am. "What's the
cure?"
"Oh, there
isn't one," she said. "Except habituation, training yourself not to mind.
If you mix in sounds you enjoy--like waterfalls, or classical music, you can
get used to the bad sounds eventually."
"How's it
going?" I asked.
"Terrible,"
she confessed. "I just leave the room when people chew too loudly, before
my head starts spinning around like in The
Exorcist."
"Smart
move," I said.
"Thanks!
You know, it's been a while since we got together and I'd love to see you. Want
to do lunch?"
I laughed. "Not on your life."