I have a funny story to
tell
It starts out bad but
ends up well
How it happened, I
cannot say,
Such a crazy mixed-up
day!
Yesterday, while in my
yard,
Playing ball, I fell
down hard!
I cut my leg, it was a
mess!
I cried out loud, I must
confess.
I went to see my doctor
quick
I told him that I wasn’t
sick
I pointed at my leg so
sore
He shook his head, “Son,
say no more,
The problem’s there,
it’s plain to see,
Your finger’s crooked as
can be!”
“Don’t look so glum, I
have a plan,
Dr. Bonejoint, he’s your
man.
He’ll fix you up, he’ll
give you care,
He’s right next door,
I’ll take you there.”
I did explain-it was no
use,
These doctors could be
so obtuse!
And then I yawned, mouth
open wide
Dr. Bonejoint peeked
inside,
“The problem’s there,
it’s plain to see,
Your tooth needs work
immediately!”
“Don’t look so glum, I
have a plan,
Dr. Toothright, he’s
your man.
He’ll fix you up, he’ll
give you care,
He’s right next door,
I’ll take you there.”
I did explain-it was no
use,
These doctors could be
so obtuse!
And then I coughed,
mouth open wide
Dr. Toothright poked
inside,
“The problem’s there,
it’s plain to see,
You need a tonsillectomy.”
“Don’t look so glum, I
have a plan,
Dr. Sorethroat, he’s
your man.
He’ll fix you up, he’ll
give you care,
He’s right next door,
I’ll take you there.”
I did explain-it was no
use,
These doctors could be
so obtuse!
I was so mad, stuck in
that place,
Then Dr. Sorethroat saw
my face.
“The problem’s there,
it’s plain to see,
You have a rash,
obviously!
“Don’t look so glum, I
have a plan,
Dr. Skinclear, he’s your
man.
He’ll fix you up, he’ll
give you care
He’s right next door,
I’ll take you there.”
I did explain-it was no
use,
These doctors could be
so obtuse!
I had enough and
couldn’t take much more,
Then Dr. Skinclear
looked at the floor
“The problem’s there,
it’s plain to see,
Your leg is bleeding,
it’s red as can be!
“Don’t look so glum, I
have a plan,
Dr. Stitchem, he’s your
man.
He’ll fix you up, he’ll
give you care
He’s right next door,
I’ll take you there.”
I was almost
brokenhearted,
When I ended up back
where I started!
Dr. Stitchem looked
confused,
Then sewed my leg where
it was bruised,
He ruffled my hair and
patted my knee
Then gave me his
apology.
That was my crazy
mixed-up day
I finally left to go
home and play,
I thanked Dr. Stitchem
for making it stop,
And also for the
delicious lollipop!
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