Two book promos at once! :-D

Two of my award-winning Quirky Essay books are only 99 cents right now, yay! I'm Not Talking About You, Of Course is on promo from 10/23-10/27.A Trip to the Hardware Store & Other Calamities is on promo from 10/24-10/28. 

Here are the descriptions and links:

I'm Not Talking About You, Of Course:

Winner of the "Indie Book of the Day" award, this short collection of humorous essays explores such quirky topics as annoying pet people (“I’m Not Talking About You, Of Course”), analyzing your inner child (“Irrational Fears”) and how to live like the Amish in the aftermath of a hurricane (“A Jolt of Electricity”).

Included are also stories of just how much damage can be caused by a sneeze (“It All Started with a Loud Sneeze”), why it is so complicated to buy a tube of toothpaste (“Ask Me No Questions”), how not to prepare dinner ("Martha, I Let You Down"), making new friends ("Friends in Low Places"), how a parent’s obsessive hobbies can become an inescapable vortex (“Crazy Hobbies”), and why spending the night in a sleep clinic is like being abducted by probing aliens (“Nightmare at the Sleep Clinic”).

If you don’t see yourself in one of these entertaining essays, then I’m not talking about you, of course...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00821JBBS/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p2_i3 

A Trip to the Hardware Store & Other Calamities:

This collection of humorous essays explores such quirky topics as disastrous home repairs, ("A Trip to the Hardware Store"), an unfortunate dinner party (“Dinner is Served"), the truth about lazy people ("Lazy Bones"), the weird life of a debt collector ("Your Account is Past Due") and obsessions with gadgets ("Gadget Girl").

You'll also learn how surreal the aging process is (“Where Did the Time Go?"), why you shouldn't judge a person by their job (“Beyond Belief”), and how to complicate simple transactions (“High Finance”).

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DH5XFHU/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p2_i2